Sure, some babies prefer to stick to the straight-and-narrow, sucking their thumbs or their pacifiers, placidly following in the drool-moistened, well-trodden footsteps of millions of babies before them. Not
my daughter, though.
No, Ladies and Gentlemen, Maggie will not be fettered by convention. She thinks outside the box. The thumb is good, but the toe might be
awesome. The pacifier is chewy and fun to bite, but who knows what untasted delights the toe could offer? Somebody has to be the trail-blazer.
Sure, some babies prefer to stick to the straight-and-narrow, sucking their thumbs or their pacifiers, placidly following in the drool-moistened, well-trodden footsteps of millions of babies before them. Not my daughter, though.
No, Ladies and Gentlemen, Maggie will not be fettered by convention. She thinks outside the box. The thumb is good, but the toe might be awesome. The pacifier is chewy and fun to bite, but who knows what untasted delights the toe could offer? Somebody has to be the trail-blazer.
3 comments:
A peanut butter sandwich made with toe jam...
That's how the song goes, right?
Eww. Maggie has NO toe jam. She does not walk. She does not wear shoes or socks. And she cleans her toes frequently, as seen here.
That's a cute thumb sucka-I mean toe sucka. Try to get her to do the crip sign so we can see the gangsta in her. Are you watching 24 now or does that come in tommorow?
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