Hmm. One slightly used diaper lying abandoned in the hallway. That's strange, because I distinctly remember placing a diaper very similar to this one on the naked booty of my sassy son. But if this is the same diaper, then where is its booty companion?
Why, of course. How silly of me! I thought I left this baby bum encased in the diaper, but clearly I decided to leave the diaper in the hallway, in a perfect position to be trodden upon by the unwary, while I carefully placed the naked and untethered baby bum in the computer chair instead! I don't know how I could have forgotten!