Now that Max is an expert crawler, he is offering classes and workshops for those who do not yet crawl, or those who feel their crawling could use polishing. Results are guaranteed! Call today and ask about our "Walking Without Banging The Face" seminar, free to those who sign up by August First. Just listen to this satisfied customer: "I could always get up on all fours okay, but forward motion was just beyond me. After just one class with Max, however, I can crawl anywhere in the room!" --Gramps (actual client)
Don't let this opportunity to study with a master crawler pass you by! Sign up today!
3 comments:
Sign me up!
Merritt seems interested but that sign up deadline may be a bit too soon.
Merritt -- you can always sign up now and reserve a spot in future classes. If you wait, you risk losing your opportunity for advancement. Jessi -- Max would be happy to offer some one-on one training, but there will be an additional roaming fee to cover travel expenses. Granny -- all we need is your credit card number, and you are ready to begin the journey!
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