Some people (and you know who you are, Mike) have speculated that Max's generous-sized head and spectacularly advanced brain point to his having alien connections. I have always scoffed at this theory, until I got these pictures today in my email. The sender was listed as 'Zeguron of Neptune', which is weird in and of itself. The pictures themselves, however, seem to imply even more disturbing things. Here we have Max looking a little too innocently surprised, while his Granny points to the sky in terrified awe. Who is Zeguron, and what is he/she/it trying to tell me by sending me this? Is this a threat? A warning? An attempt to blackmail me or Max? Or is this a simple reach for contact from a benevolent species of email-proficient alien?
Here we have Max manning the controls of what appears to be a genuine spacecraft, looking very comfortable and familiar with the vehicle. If any crop circles turn up in our fox-tail yard tomorrow, I am going to have to have a very serious talk with my son.