Wednesday, January 30, 2008

Just Back Off, Okay?

Dear Little Old Ladies At The Grocery Store:

Yes, I am wonderfully, amazingly, delightfully soft, pink, sweet-smelling, and jolly. I appreciate your noticing and acknowledging my cuteness. However, when you say things like, "Look at those cheeks! I just want to eat them up!", like five separate little old ladies did at the store yesterday, it causes me to feel alarmed. I like my cheeks, too. They are downright adorable, especially when I smile. But please, don't eat them. It is statements like this that cause babies to suffer from stranger anxiety. Thank you for your prompt attention to this matter.
Sincerely,
Maggie

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

Dear Maggie

Please don't be alarmed by out litle old lady club. We mean no harm and we really do think that you are adorable. When you get to be our age you tend to get a little "Cheeky"

Signed Granny Punster

Chelsa said...

Cheeky is one thing, Granny Punster. Cannibalistic is another thing.

Anonymous said...

Don't let these things EAT you up!!

Auntie Aly said...

Im taking a child development psychology class and i keep having dreams with max and maggie in them! I dont know if its because I spend a good portion of the day reading about babies or if its because I look at the blog daily but I wake up all warm and fuzzy and missing you guys :)

granny said...

Excuse me...."anonymous"....but you have gone too far when you begin to impersonate innocent grannies with your "tongue in cheek" punning.