And, by the way, don't be alarmed by the quiet and undramatic SPROING! you just heard. That was just the final, frayed bungee cord keeping Chelsa's sanity strapped down finally giving way.
Phase One: I've always wondered what's up there. I'm going to defy gravity and check it out.
Phase Two: Fortune favors the bold. Just keep channeling your inner mountain goat, Maggie. You can do it! You have to do it! For babies everywhere!
Phase Three: Huzzah! Now, to explore these mysterious heights!
Phase Four: Hello, what's this over here?
Phase Five: There are buttons on this thing! Glowing buttons! That make beeping sounds! Oh, man, this was so worth the climb!
Phase Six: Although, now that I'm up here, I can't help but wonder -- what if I climbed on top of this thing, too? And then, what if I used it as a launching pad to climb over to the computer desk? And who knows what might come after that?!? The world is my oyster, people, and I'm CRACKIN' IT OPEN! No one can stop me now!!!!!