Did I just walk outside in nothing but a parka and a diaper? I did! I have no pants on at all! Oh, well.
Sure, my lower half is unpleasantly exposed to any errant breeze, but my top half is well-insulated. Plus, this gives me an awesome idea for Halloween next year. World's li'lest flasher! Mama? Hey, Mama, good news! No need to stress over next year's costume. I got it covered. Or uncovered, as the case may be.