Hi, I'm Max. A lot of people have been asking me lately, "Max, what's your secret? It just seems like you have it all together, you know? I wish I had half your devil-may-care charm and grace!" Well, it is really very simple, and I am happy to share my tips for success with you all. I like to start out each morning by carefully applying a wet hairbrush to my golden locks until they achieve a rooster-comb like brock. Then I brush my teeth. I really try to get ten or twenty million tooth-brushings in before noon whenever possible. Sure, it takes a lot of time and effort (not to mention water splashed everywhere) ...
...but observe the results! I've found that a winning smile and an impressive hairdo will often distract people completely from the fact that I am clad in nothing but a saggy diaper. It is amazing what you can pull off if you are confident, charming, and well-groomed.
Now YOU try it!
Hi, I'm Max. A lot of people have been asking me lately, "Max, what's your secret? It just seems like you have it all together, you know? I wish I had half your devil-may-care charm and grace!" Well, it is really very simple, and I am happy to share my tips for success with you all. I like to start out each morning by carefully applying a wet hairbrush to my golden locks until they achieve a rooster-comb like brock. Then I brush my teeth. I really try to get ten or twenty million tooth-brushings in before noon whenever possible. Sure, it takes a lot of time and effort (not to mention water splashed everywhere) ...
...but observe the results! I've found that a winning smile and an impressive hairdo will often distract people completely from the fact that I am clad in nothing but a saggy diaper. It is amazing what you can pull off if you are confident, charming, and well-groomed.
Now YOU try it!
7 comments:
Thanks Max. It sounds like sound advice to me. I will try it although there tends to be a hole in my haircut where the rooster-comb like brock should appear.
Groom on Dude !!!
Grandpa Al
It's always okay to improvise, Grandpa. If the rooster-comb is closed to you, you could try combing up the sides or the back, and see what fun and sassy styles you come up with!
oh my lord max i have to be seen with this man watch what you ask him to do!
Aly... make good choices :)
That first shot is fantastic!
what is your good grooming techniques can you answer me as sonn as possible pls.........
Dear "Anonymous",
I am not sure that I can help you. Grooming emergencies, such as you are evidently in the midst of (based on your request for information ASAP), cannot readily be solved via the blogosphere. I reccommend either a beauty parlor or a delousing facility, depending on the nature of your crisis. Good Luck!
Sincerely Yours,
Max
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