Friday, July 06, 2007

The Importance Of Good Grooming

Hi, I'm Max. A lot of people have been asking me lately, "Max, what's your secret? It just seems like you have it all together, you know? I wish I had half your devil-may-care charm and grace!" Well, it is really very simple, and I am happy to share my tips for success with you all. I like to start out each morning by carefully applying a wet hairbrush to my golden locks until they achieve a rooster-comb like brock. Then I brush my teeth. I really try to get ten or twenty million tooth-brushings in before noon whenever possible. Sure, it takes a lot of time and effort (not to mention water splashed everywhere) ...

...but observe the results! I've found that a winning smile and an impressive hairdo will often distract people completely from the fact that I am clad in nothing but a saggy diaper. It is amazing what you can pull off if you are confident, charming, and well-groomed.

Now YOU try it!

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

Thanks Max. It sounds like sound advice to me. I will try it although there tends to be a hole in my haircut where the rooster-comb like brock should appear.

Groom on Dude !!!

Grandpa Al

Max said...

It's always okay to improvise, Grandpa. If the rooster-comb is closed to you, you could try combing up the sides or the back, and see what fun and sassy styles you come up with!

Aly said...

oh my lord max i have to be seen with this man watch what you ask him to do!

Ian said...

Aly... make good choices :)

Raging Wombat said...

That first shot is fantastic!

Anonymous said...

what is your good grooming techniques can you answer me as sonn as possible pls.........

Max said...

Dear "Anonymous",
I am not sure that I can help you. Grooming emergencies, such as you are evidently in the midst of (based on your request for information ASAP), cannot readily be solved via the blogosphere. I reccommend either a beauty parlor or a delousing facility, depending on the nature of your crisis. Good Luck!
Sincerely Yours,
Max