Max to Mama (musingly): Granny is a vegetarian.Mama: That's true.
Max: She only likes vegetables.
Mama: Well ...
Max: And grains.
Mama: Um ...
Max: And fruit a little bit. Right, Mama?
Mama: Yep.
Max: Granny does not like any meat.
Mama: Right.
Max: So thatwise I am going to eat all of the sausage so Granny doesn't have to eat it. Because sausage is meat, right, Mama?
Mama: Sausage is made of meat, yes.
Max: I am protecting Granny from meat. Because did you notice that I really love Granny?
Mama: I'm sure she's very grateful.
Max: Yeah.
3 comments:
I agree Max. Sausages are awesome and your Granny does need protection from them.
Grandpa Al
Oh yee brave, meat-eating knights. The vegetarians of the world are grateful for your acts of courage.
Max,
You're such a nice guy.
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